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The Haircut Song

アーティスト:Ray Stevens  アルバム:Collection  作詞:NEUN MICHAEL JOHN/STEVENS RAY/KALB CYRUS W JR  作曲:NEUN MICHAEL JOHN/STEVENS RAY/KALB CYRUS W JR 

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(Chorus) Well, when you get a haircut, you'd better go back home When you get a haircut, get a barber you have known Since you were a little bitty boy sittin' in a booster chair 'Cause you might look like Larry, Moe or Curly if a stranger cuts your hair Well, Butte, Montana just a-passin' through, one thing I just had to do Had to get a haircut and I was worried for my hair I had a feeling of impending doom the minute I stepped into that room And laid my eyes upon that barber chair...oh yeah It was a macho barber shop. Hair dryers were mounted on a rifle rack. Wasn't no mirrors. The barber chair was a Peterbilt. Barber walked in; he was huge, seven feet tall, three hundred pounds of spring steel and rawhide. Wearin' a hard hat, chewin' a cigar, had a t-shirt on -- said, "I hate musicians." Threw me in the chair, sneered and said, "What'll it be pal?" Now a lot of people would be intimidated in a situation like this...I was not. I am what I am, play my piano, sing my little songs. I looked him right in the eye and I said, "I'm a logger...just up in Coos Bay, Oregon. Been toppin' trees -- quite possibly the toughest man in the entire world. He said, "All right!" He gave me a haircut and I walked out of there, my hair was gone! Made Kojak look like Bill Golden. Yeah, had a tremendous craving to operate heavy equipment. Now, you may think that Butte, Montana haircut's the worst any man could ever get...Wrong! Well, a few months later I was in L.A., truckin' along on a smoggy day I needed a haircut so bad, I looked like Bozo the Clown I was looking shaggy, not too good, I'd put it off as long as I could And Lord, I hate to get a haircut out of town Well, I walked in immediately and realized immediately that this guy was into punk rock. The walls were done in black leather. Had chains and whips and handcuffs hangin' on 'em. Barber walked in, he had orange hair. Black mascara. Stainless steel teeth. Black leather jacket with zinc studs. He threw me in the chair, hit me a couple times -- whap, whap -- chained me down, threw a Nazi flag over me. Said, I'm gonna tell you something might make you a little nervous. I laughed, ha ha ha. I said, "What could possibly make me nervous?" He said, "I'm gay."


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