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WTF Collective

アーティスト:Jon Lajoie  アルバム:I Kill People 

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[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible – not me! First on the mic – MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure – what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! Whats my motherfucking name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination – what – what! I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch! You other MCs can't handle this shit! You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo fuck that shit – I just whip out my dick! [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep [Chorus — Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad)


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