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Never Drink 'Em Dry (Johnny Tarr's Funeral)

Artist:Gaelic Storm 

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Now I'm sure you've heard the sorry tale, of the day when Johnny fell, but here's a side of the story, boys, you might not know so well When the hullabaloo was over, that night at the Castle Bar myself and the Five Cork Women had to bury Johnny Tarr! We rolled him out the door to the morgue at Bishopstown, we asked if they'd cremate him, but the coroner wore a frown. He sadly shook his head and said, "Your plan won't work so well, there's so much booze inside his veins he'll blow this place to hell!" So if it starts raining and the thunder rumbles loud, Johnny's fallen up in heaven and landed on a cloud. His tears are falling as he laughs for he knows that when you die, In the big! Pub! Way up in the sky! You'll never ever, ever, ever, ever drink 'em dry! We finally got him out the door and we propped him ag'in the wall, but we couldn't find a big enough hearse to carry him at all. We rolled him to Cobh Harbor, for a burial at sea, we found the Irish Navy, they had all gone home for tea. So if it starts raining and the thunder rumbles loud, Johnny's fallen up in heaven and landed



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