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Words Of Wisdom

アーティスト:Blink-182  作詞:MATHERS MARSHALL/ROSENBERG PAUL  作曲:MATHERS MARSHALL/ROSENBERG PAUL 

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Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic massage center only for for... Mark: I'm going to start my own nudist colony Tom: That would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked Mark: They love you Tom Tom: They love me so fuck everybody else Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering "We hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell" Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say, I say fuck the hating Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark? Mark: You know what it is, you know what it is, a lot of these people are just now jumping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like 1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some dirty words, everyone say fuck, everyone say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole Mark: Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yeah Tom: Hey now let's do this one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids Mark: That's right Tom: What do we do now Mark: I want everyone to call me an asshole again Tom: What's up I like your hair it's very nice Mark: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates that a lot Tom: I wanted to say I liked your butt but I thought that was to forward you know Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze Tom: Mark! Mark: What ? Tom: Shut the fuck up! Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze Mark: Weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a Tom: (belch) excuse me Mark: Excuse Tom Tom: Sorry Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournament everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tournament Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15000 people cheering me on, I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. Tom: You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom :D Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior High like my dad like my dad does Tom: Hey you know what I learned in fifth grade Mark: What's that your dad has a bent weiner Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is Mark: I want everyone here to scream: fuck you Tom we fucking hate you you're going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we think you're a stupid piece of shit Tom: I heard that Mark: Thanks Tom: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say here Mark: It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon. Tom: How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guyfriends, I hope you're not having sex Mark: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas Mark: The most special kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch Tom: We need her to put her shirt back on Mark: Please Tom: It just took away my boner, my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Mark: Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need your attention for just a second please, I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh... Tom: I lost my virginity Mark: Keep an eye out for it Tom: I lost a testicle, hey what if testicles were things you could lose on a everyday basis that would suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second Tom: Do you think you can talk for enough time? Mark: No, uh uh Tom: Why don't you gather your thoughts Mark: Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here, if you guys all each pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe Mark: I'll give you


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