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アーティスト：Eminem  アルバム：Off the Wall  作詞：BASS JEFFREY IRWIN/BASS JEFF/BASS MARK RANDY/KING STEVEN L  作曲：BASS JEFFREY IRWIN/BASS JEFF/BASS MARK RANDY/KING STEVEN L 

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And everyone should get along Eminem impersonating Mr. Mackey & Eric Cartman : Okay children, quiet down, quiet down Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children, quiet down please Brian, don't throw that (Shut up) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with Pneumonia (He's got AIDS) Good luck Mr. Shady Hi there, little boys and girls (Fuck you) Today we're going to learn how to poison squirrels But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) Say hi Bob (Hi Bob), Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom He don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot But his 12 year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the woods and goes straight to the chopping block And even if they escaped and they got the cops The ladies would all be just so afraid they'd drop the charge Till one night Mrs. Stacy went off the job When she felt someone grab hold of her face and said not to talk But Stacy knew it was Bob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker Crazy good as Slim Shady is off the block, uh You couldn't even take him to Dre's to give Bob a doctor Grabbed Stacy by the legs and chopped them off her And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacy went off to wander they never found her And Bob still hangs at the waffle diner And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana and what it might do to you So see if the squirrels want it, it's bad for you Mr. Mackey impersonation (Eminem): See children, drugs are bad (come on) And if you don't believe me ask your dad (raise your hand) And if you don't believe him ask your mom (that's right) She'll tell you how she does him all the time (she will) So kids say no to drugs (that's right) So you don't act like everyone else does (uh huh) And there's really nothing else to say (sing along) Drugs are just bad, m'kay My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (huh?) Speaking of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels Ecstasy, it's the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it Kids, two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back Meet Zach, 21 years old After hanging out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it Suddenly, he starts to convulse, and his pulse Goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes roll back in his skull



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