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Mister Methane

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I must be going soft, or I'm turning paranoid, Its been over a week since I went out with the boys I've not been down the football, I've missed two stoppy-backs I haven't been disgusting when I'm chatting-up the crack I've not been sick or waved me d*** at fanny in the street Poured bitter down me arsehole or drank a pint of piss Or slashed through letterboxes, ate kebabs and puked them up Then I found this old phone number and I thought: "Oh what the f***- I'll ring it up." "Help me Mr Methane, what the bollocks can I do?" His secretary says she's got the Kremlin on line two, And Maggie Thatcher's got a problem with the TUC And Mr Methane's sorting out the German Unity I said: "Sod the Bank of England and the economy, Hang the commie bastards, twat the EEC, I've got a problem with my beer and sex and chips n gravy And I haven't beat a poof up since a week last Saturday, Haven't had a shag since Tuesday, (I forgot to throw her out) I only drank ten pints last night (its practically nowt) The secretary says: "I see, I'll get him for you fast!" Mr Methane came, picked up the


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