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Desperate Dan

アーティスト:The Macc Lads  アルバム:The Beer Necessities 

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The big fat chud wobbled home one night, Singing: 'Woah, Maccy Maccy' After twenty eight pints. Has a bit of trouble getting the key in the door, His belly dragged him downwards and his face hit the floor. Spilt curry down his shirt, Soaked through to the vest, Pisses in his jeans as he tries to undress, Trousers round his ankles, he bangs into the wall, Decides to have a piss in the cutlery drawer. Then he starts to vomit, On the telly by the door, She must have been to Comet, Coz that cunt wasn't there before. He pukes and he pukes, But there's no stopping, New picture on the stairs, The old bag's been shopping. He spews and he spews then its time to relax, He props himself up on the edge of the bath, One last puke strains his whole body, Out of his arse plops a vindaloo jobby. Bile out the front end, Bum-sick out the back, Vomit in the toilet, Diarrhoea all over the bath. Then his buttock hits the hot


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