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Paging Richard Smoker

アーティスト:Bob & Tom  アルバム:You Guys Rock 

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(You know, here at Charlie's Tavern, I stay mighty busy making drinks. But the phone, it never stops ringing. I love tending bar, this job is really great. My customers are thirsty and I hate to make 'em wait. But it always seems the phone rings as I start to pour a beer, it's some fella asking me to page his friends, he says they're here. "Okay buddy, you hold the phone, and I'll check and see if they're here. Is Seymour Butts around? Have you seen Dick Beater? Are you Jack N. Off? Is anyone Sharon Peter? Have you seen a Harry Beaver? Are you a Peter Stroker?" And it seems like almost every night, I'm paging Richard Smoker.) Paging Richard Smoker Paging Richard Smoker (Uh, yeah, his name is Richard, but, uh, they call him Big Dick) I'm looking for a Big Dick Smoker! Have you seen a Mister Bater? (No, but you can check back later) Could you find a Harry Ballsack? (Not right now, you'll have to call back) Phil Mycrackin, if you please (He's among the absentees) Do you know Ivana Beaner? (Sorry, no, I haven't seen her) (Hello, Charlie's Tavern.) Uh, yeah, I was wondering if you could page somebody for me. (Sure. Who are you looking for?) Uh, I'm trying to find a Mr. Podasso. His first name's Stuart, but they call him Stu. (Stu Pidasso?) Uh huh. (All right, hold on. Excuse me! Everybody? Hey, is there a Stu Pidasso here? Does anybody know a Stu Pidasso?) (He left with Heywood Jablome.) (I'm, uh, sorry, someone said he just left with Heywood.) Heywood who? (Uh, Heywood Jablome.) No, but buy me dinner and drinks


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