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Word Crimes

アーティスト:"Weird Al" Yankovic  アルバム:Mandatory Fun 

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Everybody shut up Everyone listen up Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey (Check me out) If you can't write in the proper way (Lousy writer!) If you don't know how to conjugate (hey) Maybe you flunked that class, (hey, hey, hey) And maybe now you find (hey, hey, hey) That people mock you on- (hey, hey, hey) -line Everybody wise up Okay, now here's the deal... I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions (hey, hey, hey) Of nouns and prepositions (hey, hey, hey) Literacy's your mission (hey, hey, hey) And that's why I think it's a good time To learn some grammar (What?) Now, did I stammer? Work on that grammar You should know when It's "less" or it's "fewer" (oh, yeah) Like people who were (all right) Never raised in a sewer I hate these word crimes Like "I could care less" That means you do care, at least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown (Everybody wise up) Say you've got an I-T followed by apostrophe S Now, what does that mean? You would not use "it's" in this case as a possessive (no, no, no) It's a contraction (yeah, yeah, yeah) What's a contraction? Well it's the shortening of a word or group of words by omission of a sound or letter Okay, now here are some notes Syntax you're always mangling No "x" in espresso Your participle's dangling (uh-huh) But I don't want your drama (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh) If you really wanna (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh) Leave out that Oxford comma (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh) Just keep in mind (Everybody wise up) that be, see, are, you Are words not letters Get it together, use your spell checker


投稿者: PetitLyrics
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