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The Legend of Hardhead Ned

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Once upon a time in a remote Tasmanian trailer park There was born a baby boy by the name of Nedson Willbry One day when Nedson was a baby, his crackhead teen mum Got real distracted watching Teen Mum on the telly and dropped Ned right on his noggin Leaving a bump on top of his head The little bean stopped squirming And his mum thought he was surely done for So mummy brought the tiny bundle to the forest during a terrible storm And left him for dead in a field of pumpkins and wolves But just then lighting struck And a cry cut through the night light like a siren on a fire truck Ned survived by the slightest luck, he wasn't a dead baby, Neddy was alive as fuck! It was a miracle we're hearing The creatures of the evening came creeping to the clearing To see this little man nugget Soon to be immortalized in poetry just like the man from Nantucket But as the little babe was grown They gave to him their home And raised him as their own He roamed and trapezed from the tallest trees (whee!) He got his steez from the wallabies They all loved him But the Tasmanian Devils loved little Neddy more than all of 'em They taught him how to spin like a fan 'Til Ned spun himself into a fine young man But one day like a sick disease Loggers crept in and chopped the eucalyptus trees They smushed the cuddly forest creatures And turned 'em into body wash and sneakers But Ned escaped and yelled angrily That "You abandoned me! You killed my family! But God dammit, I can't use your pity" And he snuck onto a ship bound for New York City Ned's voyage led him to the deepest, darkest, dankest bowels of that ship


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