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Divine Irregularity

アーティスト:Tom Smith  アルバム:Domino Death 

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Come gather, lads and lasses, and a tale will be told, Of noble young adventurers in search of a dragon's gold. Well... maybe not that noble, maybe not that bold, And as my song will soon relate, they didn't get that old. Their leader was Delphine the Black, she fought with double swords, She wiped her feet on noble fops and humbled mighty lords. There was also a dwarf named Bristol, quite a strong and ugly lump, So short and wide and thick of hide he was called the Bristol Stump. Now, Biff the Drunken Druid was the party's magic power. He spent his days in a bourbon haze through every waking hour, And, for Delphine's affections, fought with Varicose the Vain, A pretty-boy elf with a damn big axe and a thing for causing pain. Their battle plan was simple: They would all have lengths of wire, And Biff, disguised as an ice cream man, would quench the dragon's fire, They'd garrote off its arms and legs in a daring frontal raid, And if that didn't work, well, they always had the Holy Hand Grenade. So, they started off for the dragon's cave, its treasures for to take, But halfway there the birds flew off and the ground began to shake, They heard a roar and a terrible crash and they all turned round to see The dragon, right behind them, cleaning its nails on a tree. (tune: "The Battle of New Orleans") And they ran through the brambles, and they ran through the briars, And they ran through the bushes where the rabbit couldn't go. Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em... Sorry. Then Biff said, "Divine Intervention! Hey, that's always


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