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Psychic Voicemail Hotline

アーティスト:Tom Smith  アルバム:Plugged 

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Thank you for calling the Psychic Voicemail Hotline, The pre-recorded future just for you. You can press Option One if this is the first time you've called us, But that's not the case, so please press Option Two. We're glad you called us back, for we were worried, We warned you that the bridge was out that day. It's a good thing those jet-skiers happened underneath just then; Six weeks later, you've healed -- but we digress; anyway, Let's get to why you called us... Yes! She really loves you! Yes! She wants your child! Yes! Each time that you make love Will be passionate and wild. ... No, she doesn't like pro wrestling, She can't cook a meal, Yes, she's got a jealous ex, A psycho Navy Seal. We really think that you should take the ring back And say your goodbyes, But we understand you're helpless when you Look into her eyes, We'll have the number of a lawyer waiting, When she's finally gone, But for now, we think it best That you press Seven and move on.... Here's one of our celebrity endorsements, A stand-up comic who's finally out of debt. Ten years ago, we gave him good advice, and he ignored us; Now endorsing us is the only work he can get.


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