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The Great Moonwolf Trap

アーティスト:Tom Smith  アルバム:And They Say I've Got Talent 

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If you go down Indiana way, you can find him there, or so they say, The living legend called "Moonwolf" -- this song is his. Give him a hammer, he'll make you a gun; give him a guitar, he'll make you a pun, But don't give him a girl, he's made enough o' those as it is. Hey. Now, Wolfie's got stories from coast to coast, but this one's a little bit newer than most, See, last week he saw an ad in the local news, There was an auction set for Sunday night, and Wolf couldn't believe he was reading right -- Firearms, musical instruments, and antique tools. Er, I thought the rhyming word was gonna be "booze". Naaaah. You can't buy liquor in Indiana on a Sunday. Yeah, well, I've heard you can't buy liquor in Indiana any other day of the week, either. Why do you think we live next to Kentucky? It was one of those hazy summer nights that can lead to love or lead to a fight And it's hard to say which one you'd rather see, Well, ol' Moonwolf drove his 4-by-4 right up to the red barn's weathered door When his Wolf Sense started tingling suspiciously. Unfortunately, it tingles kinda loud -- AWOOO AWOOO AWOO- you get the idea. Well, it wasn't the seventeen virginal hotties with their sensuous smiles and bodacious bodies, Heck, that's part of Moonwolf's standard convention rate, And it wasn't the bottles of Bushmill and Tully, no, it was the rope going over the pulley, Tied to a stick proppin' open a Wolf-sized crate. Just then he noticed, between the trees, a spring-loaded platform with a tray of cheese And a bucket balanced on top of the old barn door, A bear trap set with a bottle of beer, a target with a sign: "FREE BIRD SEED HERE", And his Wolf Sense started tingling even more. AWOOO AWOOO AWOO- damn, that's annoying. What d'you expect? I was bitten by a radioactive Hoosier. Wel, yeah but -- Couldn't you at least sprout Ginsu knives from your knuckles or something? Ehh -- maybe at Christmas, You could call myself "Adamantium Claus". Ho ho ho. Wolf raised his eyebrow and set his jaw, and said real loud, "I can call the Law, Or you can come out and we can settle this man to man. Whatever you want, whoever you are, I came for the tools, the guns and guitars, And if I can't get 'em here, I'll go someplace where I can." The barn door opened with a creak and a hiss -- Wolf noticed the bucket fell and missed The mysterious figure silhouetted by a cold green glow. Well, it wasn't Roper or Grubbs


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