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Filk In The Blanks

アーティスト:Tom Smith  アルバム:Debasement Tapes 

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Once upon a time, there was a cute little girl, Who lived with her aging Grandpa, And who hoped that one day she would travel the world, And retire to a Norwegian spa. She picked lots of flowers and sang lots of songs, For a child, she truly was wise, So when alien brain-suckers happened along, That child was truly surprised. They did the things alien brain-suckers do, Which mostly means sucking on brains. They probed places probably best left unprobed, And showed her brand-new types of pains. They did things that would've freaked Mulder and Scully, They aimed and they shot and they scored, Then they made her forget that she'd ever been sullied, And dumped her back in the fjord. So, let this be a lesson to cute little girls, And to anyone hearing this song: Don't ever let aliens suck on your brains, Although the temptation is strong. You never can face your dear mother again; If a lawyer, you'll be thrown off the bar. Only tabloids and Jerry Springer will be your friends, And you'll get rude phone calls from Ken Starr. ... and, a whole bunch of audience suggestions later... Once upon a time, there was a crunchy little possum,


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