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Otto Titsling

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Otto Titsling, inventor and krout, Had nothing to get very worked up about. His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak. He fled to the opera at least twice a week One night at the opera he saw an aida Who's bust was so big it would often impede her. Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit, Done in by the weight of those terrible tits. Oh, my god! There she blows! Aerodynamically this girl was a mess. Otto eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds, And he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration Flood his soul. He ran back to his workshop Where he futzed and futzed and futzed. For Otto Titsling had found his quest: To lift and mold the female breast; To point the small ones to the sky; To keep the big ones high and dry! Every night he'd sweat and snort Searching for the right support. He tried some string and paper clips. Hey! He even tried his own two lips! Well, he stitched and he slaved And he slaved and he stitched Until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning, Otto arose from his workbench triumphant. Yes! He had invented the worlds first Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder . Hooray! Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran


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