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What's Funny

アーティスト:Bo Burnham 

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(My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time.) My show is a little bit silly, and a Little bit pretentious, like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on It's also a little bit gay, and a Little bit offensive, like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on So put your cell phones to vibrate And put your vibrators to cell phone mode And-Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this: Joke... exactly Plug into my flow, it flows a little bit like this With a rap and a diss then a Swift wrap on the wrist, a rap and a kiss Like Hershey's wrappin' a Kiss, shit I got a show that'll test you kids And it asks one question and the question is A-what's funny? What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? Funny, fu-funny What's funny? What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? Funny Oh yeah Humor is often linked to shared experience Like a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers?" "Oh my god, yes I have Ha ha ha ha, really good point They should fix that It's good to know that somebody finally gets me 'Cause my wife divorced me Which has consciously forced me to lose all sense of self So it's nice to think about hand dryers And not that cheating whore" Because stand-up comedy is actually pretty easy If you're an Asian comic, just get up and say, "My mother's got the weirdest fucking accent" Then just do a Chinese accent 'Cause everybody laughs at the Chinese accent Because they privately thought that your people were laughable and now you've given them the chance to express that in public Ah yeah, if you're a musical comic


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