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The Want Ad

アーティスト:Pandora's Box  アルバム:Original Sin 

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This is addressed to all the people who answered or may be thinking of answering The personal ad I placed in volume 2, number 15 of this newspaper two weeks ago Friday First: my apologies to the huge bartender with the voice and the light-hearted, dark-skinned advertising man. If either of you had called me back, I might not be writing this retraction of my ad Even though I will soon be too busy to date much, but why didn't you call back? But to the others... which include the two terrifying sisters The under 18's and the over 60's The numerous ones who dialed my number and hung up as soon as I said "hello" The 35 or 40 of you who made dates with me and never showed up. Including the one who complained his body was so powerful he couldn't control it anymore The desperate wife-seekers, the already married The one who was so one-sided that he could think of nothing but sex And then have the gall to ask me if his nationality was the reason I wouldn't sleep with him The many who couldn't get it up when I was agreeable and the many who could and did when I was not The pleasant young foreigner who turned out to be the private property of his gigantic girlfriend The ones who were so grotesque in their appearance That I couldn't possibly get past their faces to even consider a relationship with them, especially sexual The sharks, and the geeks, and the sadists, the latter category which I had specifically stated I didn't want And the ones who wanted endless dirty talk, the ones who wanted to be punished The ones who could only boast


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