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Ten-Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins

アーティスト:Tim Minchin 

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So you're gonna live in Paradise, With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins. So you're gonna live in Paradise, With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins, So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a ride on a UFO, And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation, You're gonna be the first to know. And so if... God was there from the very beginning He invented men and women, Then He also invented wanking, Then He said wanking was sinning. So if I'm feeling randy I'm not allowed to hand-shandy, But having sex with my family, That is just fucking great. It's all there in Ezekial 8, Just before He opens up His big pearly gate, And says that it's a sin To take it up the date, Even if it's great, Even with your mate. So you're gonna live in Paradise, With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins, So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a shot at the greener grass, And when the Lord comes down With his shimmering rod of judgement, He's gonna kick my heathen arse. So if you... Cover the bodies of your women Everybody is grinning, Because black is so slimming, Though it's not great for swimming. But it gives me an erection, With the increased sexual tension, What with the U.V. protection That is second to none. You'll find it all in the Quran Just next to the bit that justifies guns, And says that it's a sin To take it up the bum, Even if it's fun, Even in the scrum. So you're gonna live in Paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins, So you're gonna sacrifice your


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