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Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues

Artist:Dan Bern  Album:Dog Boy Van 

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I don't know what made me go out that night At that hour I'd normally been in bed But I found myself looking up at the sky And a very bright light straight overhead It flashed green, then red... Santa Claus colors I stood there frozen in that light Then I started hearing this kind of a whir The lights got louder and the noise got brighter And I felt a sudden chill--brrr It was cold... I shouldn't have gone out with a coat My Mom was right again Then this old big old spaceship floated down And hovered three feet above the earth Never been so scared in all my life Could've given spontaneous birth If I was a woman... and pregnant Then these two little guys about 4 feet tall Jumped off that space-age Greyhound bus They grabbed by the arms and said Start walking Dan, you're coming with us" Abduction They didn't actually speak, but I understood 'em Telepathy The strapped down to this metal crate Took out this 35-foot-long hose This said, "Don't worry, this won't hurt" Then they stuck that sucker up my nose All the way up I knew my nose was long, but... this was a surprise They examined me from head to toe Stuck prods in every orifice This cold gray box came and gave me a kiss Then extracted a couple of

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