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Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

アーティスト:Bo Burnham  アルバム:Bo Burnham 

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Ah, well, hello, everyone, uhm Welcome to the Rehab Center for Fictional Characters Uhm, alright, let's just get right to it Who wants to start us off, how 'bout you Kris? Uhm, alright Hey, I'm, uh, Kris Kringle I'm a sex addict Hey, I'm Santa Claus I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because She's a ho, ho, ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear That Santa's only s'pose to come once a year (Fuckin' bitch) Now I buy whores Rock 'n' roll And I stuff their stockings With my north pole Okay, Kris. Thank you Alright, who's up next? Patrick, frowny face, get up here Alright, I'm, uh, Patrick O'Riley I'm a leprechaun, are you all doing good? Yeah, I'm not doing so good I had a wonderful life With a healthy household And a beautiful wife And a pot full of gold (Ha!) Then my wife spent my riches All by herself And since women are bitches Blew a Keebler elf (Hm!) Now I drink all day And a part of me dies Cause my wife's gettin' gangbanged By the Rice Krispie guys "Hey, I know them" Oh, Tony, nice of you to show up Where were ya last week? I had some stuff, I'm, uh, hey, I'm Tony the Tiger, uh Fuck it, I'll just sing Everyday I wake up


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