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Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

アーティスト：Frank Zappa  アルバム：You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore Vol. 1 

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Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots 'n around my toe Frost had bit the ground below Was a hundred degrees below zero And my momma cried: You don't really look like an Eskimo That's right, mom! And my momma cried again: You don't really look like an Eskimo I know, mom, but it's a... it's a way to earn a living And my momma cried, one more time: You don't really look like an Eskimo Nanook, no no Nanook, no no Don't be a naughty Eskimo, hey! (Get back home with yo' mama That's right, answered the llama) Save your money: don't go to the show Well I turned around an' I said: HO HO Well I turned around an' I said one more time: HO HO Well I turned around an' I said (just for Vinnie): HO HO An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW Nanook Rubs It Well right about that time, people, A fur trapper who was strictly from commercial (Strictly Commershil) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igaloo (Peek-a-Boo) And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal With a lead-filled snow shoe... With a lead LEAD Filled LEAD-FILLED With a lead-filled snow shoe SNOW SHOE He said Peak-a-boo PEEK-A-BOO With a lead LEAD Filled LEAD-FILLED With a lead-filled snow shoe SNOW SHOE He said Peak-a-boo. (Butzis too) PEEK-A-BOO He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal Hit him on the nose, that's right Hit him on the fin, yes He went WHAP! An' that got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy can be... So I bent down 'n I reached down 'n I scooped down An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly... YELLOW SNOW The deadly Yellow Snow from right there where the huskies go (Over by Butzis' room) An' then I proceeded to rub it all into his beady little eyes With a vigorous circular motion Hitherto unknown to the citizens of Canarsie, But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK In your mythology THE VIGOROUS CIRCULAR MOTION... Here it goes, RUB IT! (HEY... HEY... HEY...) FZ: Alright, now this is the really exciting part of the show. This is the part I always like the best, because this is where I get to find out what you guys are made of. And you gals, too. This is the part where we have, we are purported to have, audience participation. Now, I know it's a matinee, and y'know, you're probably in a hurry to go get something to EAT, but I figure that this little audience participation that we're gonna do right now is SO TOTALLY STUPID that it's, well just think of it as an aperitivo, y'know what I mean? So, okay, everybody, stand up. Stand up now. Alright, that's very good. OK, a lot of you people are still sitting down, no, don't walk forward, just stand up. Stand where you are. OK, is everybody standing up? Well, most of you are standing up, okay, the ones who aren't standing up, hey, eat chain. Enforced recreation, live on stage in London. Now, we're gonna do away with the fur trapper now, the guy's been hittin' my baby seal quite a bit, baby seal doesn't look too good. Bleeding from the mouth and rectum, looks terminal. So what we're gonna do, is we're altogether gonna jump up and down this sunofabitch, now watch me. I'll do the stupid thing first, and then you shy people follow. Ready? Here we go... Hi, are you okay? Angus: Fine. FZ: I know... Angus: I love you! Ike: Relative of Joey Psychotic. FZ: Hello, how ya doin'? Angus: Can I come up 'n recite a po-im? FZ: No, but I'll tell you what, you can stay there and recite a poem. Here, what's your name? I'll hold it, it's okay, it might break. Angus: Angus O'Riley O'Patrick McGinty. FZ: Don't hold it. Denny?: Joey Narcotic. Angus: Angus O'Riley O'Patrick McGinty. FZ: Wanna recite your, uh, poem now? Angus: Yeah... Angus: Burnt ween Heart stinks Charred man Burns Squirm screeing FZ: Is there more? Angus: PAIN! FZ: Very essential. And now... thank you! Alright, now, as if, as if that weren't enough, watch this. I'm going to do something completely stupid and then after I demonstrate the stupidity of it all you're gonna do the same thing and that will sort of bind us together in some sort of cosmic, hands across the water, kind of symbolic, kind of... just forget it. Okay? Here we go, watch this... Denny: It's Jumbo. FZ: It's Jumbo, that's right. Denny: Jumbo, come back! Now, you pounce And you pounce again Jump up 'n down on the chest of a... GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY FZ: You're gonna do it too, now. Hey, wasn't that really stupid? Ike: Sure that isn't 'bounce'? FZ: OK, tonight, though, we're, we're adding a new dimension to this. When we get to the fast part, when you jump up and down on the chest of a, we're gonna vamp for an extra coupla bars, now this is very important, bring the band on down behind me, boys, so they can understand this, when the band plays very quietly after we jump up and down on the chest of a, EVERYBODY'S gonna recite a poem, whaddya say? Okay? And I'm gonna be listening. No mistakes. Ready? Now, everybody jumps... Now you pounce You pounce again You jump up 'n down on the chest of a... And recite a poem! FZ: Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, I think I like the poem better than the jumping. More poetry, please! Two Guys From The Audience: Rotten gulls beating with large rubber sails! Who cares? Now it is light! FZ: Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes, Mr. Pugh minces among bad vats and jeroboams, spinneys of murdering herbs, and prepares to compound for Mrs. Pugh a venomous porridge hitherto unknown to toxicologists which will scald and viper through her 'til her ears fall off like figs, her toes grow big and black as balloons, and steam comes screaming out of her navel. (Cakes! Cakes! Cakes!) FZ: Now, listen. The f... Sit down. The fur trapper was pretty fucked up. He had just been stomped upon and recited to by the entire contents of this audience. And you know what that can do to a guy who's wearing a... a PARKA. So he gets up... And looks around And looks around And looks around again And then he says (and you can sing along if you know the words) I CAN'T SEE (NO NO NO NO NO... YEAH!) I CAN'T SEE (NO NO NO NO NO) I CAN'T SEE (NO NO NO NO NO) I CAN'T SEE



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