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Segue (skit)

アーティスト:mc chris  アルバム:Dungeon Master of Ceremonies 

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- Mr. Chandler, MC Chris is here to see you. - Brrr, send him in! - Hey! Mr. Chandler, what's happening man? - Heeeey kid... - How you doing? I haven't seen you in like forever man. - Yeah yeah... - What's happening? What you call me here for man? - Come over here, take a pew, sit down, lets talk some business. - Shiiit man, and you look great! I haven't seen you in like forever man, you like lost weight. - Thanks. - You, did you get lasik surgery? - Lasik surgery? No! I got 20-20 vision. Are you drunk? - Yes, I am drunk. Aaaand I'm proud of it, there was a show last night and it was off the hizzle for bliggle. And we did some cocaine and some methamphetamines, by seven o'clock in the morning I was riding a whole team of horses on the ocean, the skin of the water man. - What? What's the matter with you? - What? - You spending money we don't have man! You gotta remember my fortune's tied to yours! My kids are eating out of dumpsters. Look at this! Look at this thin sliver of a desk I have. They repossessed 80% of my desk! And you know how much I like hotdogs! There's no room for hotdogs on my desk anymore! You see that? What's wrong with you? You gotta start making mooneeey! - I'm sorry! I'm trying the best I possibly can! I'm just one man! Have you heard the new songs man? You heard the skits? - Yeah, but the songs stinks! And the skits are costing too much cheddar maaan! - We, we need those skits they break up the monotony of the music and people come to exp... - I don't get the whole skit thing, frankly they're not funny. They're NOT funny. - It's funny aaaand people love 'em. - It's just references. Who's getting these references? - A lot of people are! Everybody gets when you hear something you've heard before that's comedyyyy! - No, that's not comedy. The songs you're writing now are garbage. Everybody hates them. - What are you talking about? They're hilarious! - You gotta get back to your roots. What was that song everybody liked? - Hijack? - Uhah! No! The song, that everybody liked. It was popular. People quoted it. - Tussin. - Tussin?! No! What the hell is Tussin? It was the song about the guy from Star Wars in his car... - Fett's Vette, Fett's Vette.


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