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The Real Slim Shady

アーティスト:Eminem  アルバム:The Marshall Mathers LP 

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(Spoken) May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor, like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh) It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he And said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh) Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit 4th grade, they got the , don't they We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Eww) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too You think I give a damn about a Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Shit, better switch me chairs So I can sit next to and And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe". I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)


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