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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

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Why is everybody always pickin' on me? The morn' The morn' The morn' The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a Wookiee What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your newborn child's completely nutty fufu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby Why's everybody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the Cos but there's a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yeah and you're ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or wear a fishnet shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man And yeah I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls as Englebert Humperdinck And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard It's 'cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everybody always


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