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Ten Commandments Of Bart

アーティスト:The Simpsons  アルバム:The Yellow Album 

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Bart: Ha ha ha ha ha! (Chorus: Singers) Thou shall have fun! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) Thou shall have fun! (If you wanna be happy!) Thou shall have fun! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) Thou shall have fun! (Verse 1: Bart) Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend 'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style And this I demand: Don't touch that dial! I got your attention, so you'd better listen up! Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt! 'Cause the singing I'm slingin' comes straight from the heart I call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart" Let us begin with commandment number ten: Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when You wanna party-harty and get down in the den! Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip By this, I mean shake your glutius maximus Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus! Now comes a time for commandment number nine It's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes 'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news Better than CNN, better than Family Values Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood It ain't true that our culture's in a decline Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line (Bass synth solo) Now you're itchin' and twitchin' to this mucho bewitchin' The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatchin' Hold on to your hats, because here come the scratchin'! (DJ does some scratching and the song stops abruplty) Who did that? (Song restarts abruptly) Let's cruise, shall we now, to commandment number eight Goes exactly like this: Thou shall procrastinate! Put another way, this means you must be late Whenever you can, make everybody wait When homework is due, don't give in to fate But do say: teacher, guess what, the dog ate it Of all the commandments, none can be greater... If you want more details, come back later! Movin' right along, here's commandment number seven: Thou shalt go wild, 'cause you'll never get to heaven You don't say "No," you do say "Yo!" You hear bad songs, turn up on the radio Then, when you're dead, Fred, where you gonna go? You're going down low, where the


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