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Mephisto And Kevin - Primus

アーティスト：South Park  作詞：ALEXANDER TIMOTHY W/ALEXANDER TIM HERB/PRIMUS  作曲：ALEXANDER TIMOTHY W/ALEXANDER TIM HERB/PRIMUS 

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In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the all-time brightest stars, Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin, Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus, so that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's supermarket vegetable business. Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest musical entertainer the world had ever seen, Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically build a DNA structure, that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average individual. At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson, in a effort to retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles surgically removed, thereby making him a modern day Castrato, If such a rumor were true, Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen preserved before the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage. Word came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin, of a secret cold storage locker deep within the bowels of a used UCLA research center, that not only contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson. What's that noise, In the night the most sentuent voice, the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head, and this is what he said, I am gopher boy, pondering reality, I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries? This had to be the seed of the king of pop, Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vile of the precious semen. The search for the egg was a short one, Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music magazine. The ad read: Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment. Donors must have musical background. With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased. Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less complicated legally, if the fetus was brought to term in the womb of a non human. He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a llama by the name of Missy. When the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean. It was a healthy baby boy, and he was named Kevin. What's that noise, In the night the most sentient voice, the song of love from an



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