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Underbite Ben Finds God

アーティスト:Sage Francis  アルバム:Road Tested (2003-2005) 

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I remember once I found God. He was so happy. I found him in the card catalog at the public library. Nobody looks there anymore. Thanks to duey decimal I found him. Feasting on his manhood just to stay alive. He could have feasted off that monster for centuries. Serious, he was hung like this. You figure finding god might win you automatic entry into Hellven but no, I have to fool myself there, just like everybody else. Then I said, "AH, CAN I GET THREE WISHES?!" "I'm not that kind of god", he said. He did teach me sign language so I wouldn't have to fog up my mirror with these long winded self-evaluations every morning. "Look at you, concave man." You know what concave means? We have a young crowd It means I have an innie instead of an outie. The best thing about being concave, besides having your balls look so huge and out of place, it's the midgets. They crawl inside and paint pictures on the wall. A little person died there once. That's what I mean when I mention the ghosts. I'm haunted, down there. Welcome to my world. It's a world where all the well endowed animals of this planet simultaneously die from a horrible case of womb envy. It's a world where Natalie Portman stalks me, and she's still 14, and it's ok, 'cause it's my world baby. It's a world where when you multiply a negative number by a negative number, you don't get a positive number, YOU GET A BIGGER NEGATIVE NUMBER!


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