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The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

アーティスト:Frank Zappa  アルバム:Studio Tan  作詞:ZAPPA FRANK VINCENT  作曲:ZAPPA FRANK VINCENT 

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Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) The adventures of GREGGERY PECCARY! Oh, here comes GREGGERY, Little GRECGERY PECCARY The nocturnal gregarious Wild swine A peccary Is a little pig With a white collar That usually hangs around Between Texas and Paraguay Sometimes ranging as far west as Catalina Catalina, Catalina, Catalina! This particular peccary Is part of that bold (bold), New (new) breed (breeding) That extinguishes itself By markings which resemble a WIDE TIE Directly below the White collar If it's white enough Everyone will know That the tie I'm wearing Is a symbol Of how nimble mv mind will know Ooh-ooh! (Swine suave!) Look out! Here he comes again! Oh here comes GREGGERY PECCARY. Yes it's cravv, cravy, veah... Every morning, GREGGERY drives His little red Volkswagen to the ugly Part of town where they keep the Government Buildings. Voodn, Voodn! Boy it's so hard to find a place to park around here! GREGGERY PECCARY takes the elevator Up to the eighty-third floor of a grim, Gray, evil-looking building With a sign on the front reading: 'BIG SWIFTY ASSOCIATES. TREND-MONGERS'. And what, might you ask, is a TREND MONGER? Well, a TREND MONGER is a person who dreams up a TREND (Like 'The Twist' --- or 'Flower Power'), And spreads it throughout the land, Using all the frightening little skills That Science has made available! And so it was, one fateful morning, GREGGERY PECCARY made his way through the Steno Pool . . . Hi Mildred! Hello Gladys! WANDA! Yes, from the moment they laid eyes on him, All the girls in the BIG SWIFTY Steno Pool KNEW . . . Here was a Nocturnal, Gregarious Wild swine ON HIS WAY UP! A Peccary of Destiny, Adventure And ROMANCE! Is there any mail for me? SWIFTY'S! THIS IS BIG SWIFTY'S! AT BIG SWIFTY'S WE ALL KNOW-OW-OW YOU'LL GO FOR ANY GIMMICK OR GIZMO! WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE INVOLVED IN A SERIES OF COLORFUL TIME-WASTINC TRENDS? AIR HOCKEY . . . biff . . . dush-h-h! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, YOUP YOUP YOUP YOUP IS YOUR WIFE SNORING BY THE SINK? LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, YOUP YOUP YOUP YOUP AIN'T YOUR LIFE BORING, DON'TCHA THINK? YOUP YOUP YOUP YOUP YOUP YOUP YOUP LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THERE'S SOME LITTLE SOMETHING TO DO! Does it matter that this waste of time Is what makes a LIFE for you? Hmmmmm? I must plummet boldly forward To my ULTRA-AVANT Laminated, Simulated Replica-mahogany desk, With the strategically-placed, Imported, very hip water pipe, And the latest edition of the WHOLE EARTH CATALOG, And rack my agile mind For a spectacular NEW TREND, Thereby rejuvenating our limping economy, And providing For bored & miserable people everywhere Some great new 'THING' To identify with.! WE HAVE GOT THE LITTLE ANSWERS TO THE THINGS THAT MIGHT' BE BOTHERING YOU! WE HAVE GOT YOUR LITTLE TOYS! (WE'RE BUSY MAKIN' 'EM!) BUSY MAKIN' 'EM, WE'RE BUSY MAKIN' 'EM, BUSY MAKIN' 'EM JUST FOR YOU! Yoo-hoo-hoo! Very efficient. Miss Snodgrass! And with that. GREGCERY turned And strode nonchalantly Into his dinky little office With the desk and the catalog And the very hip water pipe. And proceeded, With a vigor and determination Known only to piglets Of a similarly diminutive proportion, To single-handedly invent THE CALENDAR! With his eye rolled heaven-ward. and his little shiny pig-hoofs on the desk, GREGGERY ponders the question of ETERNITY (and fractional divisions thereof), as mysterious ANGELIC VOICES sing to him from a great distance, providing the necessary clues for the construction of this thrilling new TREND! SUNDAY Sunday? WOW! SUNDAY, 'MONDAY SUNDAY, SATURDAY. . .TUESDAY THROUGH - MONDAY'! SATURDAY. . . And thus THE CALENDAR, In all of its colorful disguises Was presented to The bored & miserable people Everywhere!


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